Gujarati Funny SMS

Fulo ma

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Fulo ma ketla rang hoy 6,
Hava ma ketla tarang hoy 6,
Tamne joya tyare samjayu,
Duniya ma keva keva nang hoy 6.

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Jivlo…

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Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?

Jivlo – ketie y 6.

Bapu – ena kapda leto av

Jivlo – km bapu?

Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.

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Kabutar bethu…

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Kabutar bethu dal par,

Aasu padyu rumal par,

Hu fida tari chal par,

Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

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1 sharabi…

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1 sharabi mari rahyo hto.

Bhagvan pragat thya ne puchyu – koi akhri icha?

Sharabi – Prabhu avta janam ma dat bhale 1 j apje pn liver 32 apje.

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Rajnikanth and Naresh kanodia

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Rajni – mari pase nam 6,paisa 6, takat 6,tari pase su 6?

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Naresh kanodia – Bapu, apdi pase to 1000 vigha ma dungli na khetar 6.

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Munnabhai n College…

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?

Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na

C – Come

O – On

L – Lets

L – Love

E – Every

G – Girl

E – Everyday

Dabba ma dabbo…

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Dabba ma dabbo dabba ma cake,

Dabba ma dabbo dabba ma cake,

Mand mand ek chokri e add kryo ne,

E pn fake.

Kaka….

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Kaka valand pase gya.

valand – kaka val ketla tuka rakhu?

kaka – tari kaki na hath ma na ave etla kri nakh.

Rajnikant Vs Naresh kanodia

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Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,

knolege hai,

dimag hai

paisa hai,

tumhare pas kya hai ?

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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.

Ravan ane bidi..

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Ravan – bidi 6?

Hanuman – nti.

Ram – khotu su krva bole 6 ?

H – Prabhu tme na bolso, ena 10 matha 6, akhu bandle pi jase.

Pati ne Patni…

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Pati ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.

Patni: km ruvo 6o ?

Pati : aa book no ant khub karun 6e.

Patni: kai book?

Pati: Passbook.

 

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Santa ni bakari…

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Santa bakri charavto to.

Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6 ?

S – School lai jav 6u.

B – Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.? aje to Sunday 6.

Gujarat ma Mobile…

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Jo Mobile Gujarat ma banto hot to ?

to ema ava template hot,

1. Doba call kr.

2. Cigrate leto avje.

3. Pan leto avje.

4. Aav ne tedva.

5. Pachi phn kar bapa 6.

6. Picture jova javu 6 ?

7. Hamna mandi chale 6.

8. Paisa kale api dais paku.

9. Balance nti.

Ane Chelle ??

10. Halti no tha.

Santa Banta TV…

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Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6.

Banta – pn hu nai joi sku.

Santa – km?

Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.

Bapu sak market ma…

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Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?

Sakvalo – 20 na 500

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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.

Ketlu saru…

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Ketlu Saru Hasi Lo 6o,

Ketli Saralta Thi Potana Banavi Lo 6o,

Atlo Sneh Kevi Rite Jatavi Lo 6o,

Koi A Sikhvadyu 6 K Pa6i Mari Nakal Utaro 6o ??

 

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Reverse Police

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Teacher- Jo Tame 001 Dial Karo To Shu Thay?

Pin2- police Jip reverse gear ma Aave Biju Shu… ?

 

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Mari ek vat…

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Mari ek vat yad rakhjo,

Jivan ma kai male na male,

2 vastu hamesha hak ti mangi j levi joie,

 

1- samosa jode extra chatni

2- pani puri khadha pachi kori puri

Bapu ni modern wife…

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Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,

“See u in the evening”

Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,

dhamki kone de 6 ?

CID returns…

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Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,

wah wah..

Apda des ma ketlay loko munga 6,

Acp – daya taru nak to saf kar andar ketla gunga 6.

 

 

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