Gujarati Insult SMS

Pal ma bhulay…

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Pal ma bhulay te prit na kevay,


Aapni yaad na aave te meet na kevay,


Ame tamne prem thi sandesho mokliye,


Ane tane reply na karo a tamari rit na kevay.

 

 

Submitted by….

rohit ghoniya

Su tamne…

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Su tamne kyarey shardi thai che ?

Nathi thai.

Kyarey nahi thai ?

Sorry ho.

Bhul thai gai.

Shardi to nak hoy to thai ne.


Submitted by…
Mayur vekariya

Payal thi payal

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Payal ti payal ni zankar sundar 6,

Prem ti prem no anubhav sundar 6,

Loko kahe 6 aap sundar 60,

Pn tamara karta tamaro swabhav sundar 6.

Boy – Girl…

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B: lipstik sri 6.
G: thanx.
B: nice dress.
G: thnx.
B: nice jewellary.
G: thnx bhaiya.
B: to pn tu sari nati lagti.

2 lover…

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2 lover park ma beta pizza khata ta,

Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,

Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?

Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6.

Namaskar…

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Namaskar !!

Jivta ho to 1 sms mokljo,

Upr gaya hoy to varsad mokljo,

Swarg ma ho to apsra mokljo,

Ane narak ma ho to Enjoy yr self !!

Fifa Fever…

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Fifa Fever

Dnt mess wid da champs

-Brazil

V r taking tht cup home

-Argentina

V wil hv da world @ our feet

-Portugal

Amne pn ramado ne pls.

-India

Hathi,gaay ne gadhedo…

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Hathi,gaay ne gadhedo ma bahas thati ti,

k kon best 6.

Hati – hu bhare saman upadhu 6u.

Gaay – hu dudh apu 6u.

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Kaik bol yar tari vari 6.

Jo tamari pase..

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Jo tamari pase..

koi saro SMS hoy

to..

……

jaldi thi…

ene paper ma lakhi..

..

fold kari cover ma nakhi..

kabat ma lock kari ne rakhi do..

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kyak bhul thi send na thai jay…

Pani ma..

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Pani ma tarvani “machli” ni style,

Hava ma udvani “popat” ni style,

Nava msg moklva ni “mari” style,

Ane free ma msg vanchvani “tamari “ style.

Wah wah wah..

Mara vise jani…

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Mara vise jani ne su karso?

Parichay che mandir ma devo ne maro,

Ane masjido ma khuda olkhe che,

Nati maru vaktitva chanu koi thi,

Tamara pratape badha olkhe che.

5 pakshi..

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5 pakshi zad ni dali par betha hata,

Shikari 1 ne mari nakhyu ne, 3 udi gaya.

To Pan 1 pakshi bethu rahyu…

Kem ??

Bas tamari jem….

Khoti hosiyari mare biju su.

Bread na batka…

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Bread na batka ne katka k vay,

Nakhra kare ene latka k vay,

SMS na kare ene kadka k vay,

Atlu vanchi ne pachi pn SMS na kare ene NAK na NAKTA k vay…

Koina SMS..

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Koina SMS aavta atki gaya,

Bhar nindar mathi ame jabki gaya,

Amara mukh par shabdo avi gaya Ke,

He bhagvan amne aa keva kanjus loko batki gaya…

Tu hase chhe…

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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,

tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.

Hu vicharu chhu betho betho

ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe

Mitro…

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Mitro…

Modha pr hath fervo

Ha barabr

Nak jevu kai adu ave che?

?

?

?

Jo avtu hoy to  1 sms karo..

Chand ne lavu tara chok ma…

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Chand ne lavu tara chok ma,

Gulab ni pakhdi lagavu tara hoth ma,

Hira no har paheravu tari dok ma,

Pan hamna tu mari pattar thok ma…

Khobo bhari ne vahal…

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Khobo bhari ne vahal moklu chu,

Dil thi Dil no sawal moklu chu,

Aaj nathi tamaro msg k call,

Kem yad nathi avti k pachi tamara mate thoda kaju badam moklu…….

Bolo nahi to chalse…

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Bolo nahi to chalse,
Haso nahi to chalse,
SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame Msg vanch so a bus che……..

Ek glas thandu pani lo…

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Ek glas thandu pani lo

Ema limda na ful nakho,

2 kalak mate rakhi do,

Pachi 10 min garam kari ne thandu padi pi jao

Kanjusi na badha kida mari jase,

Pachi sms karjo…

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