Gujarati Jokes SMS

Fulo ma

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Fulo ma ketla rang hoy 6,
Hava ma ketla tarang hoy 6,
Tamne joya tyare samjayu,
Duniya ma keva keva nang hoy 6.

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Santa school ma…

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Teacher – ` varsh ma ketli rat hoy 6?

Smart santa – 10 rat hoy 6.

T – 10 kevi rite?

S – 9 ratri ane shiv ratri

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Jivlo…

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Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?

Jivlo – ketie y 6.

Bapu – ena kapda leto av

Jivlo – km bapu?

Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.

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Santa banta ane machhar…

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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya

 

Banta – e kvi rite?

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Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..

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1 sharabi…

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1 sharabi mari rahyo hto.

Bhagvan pragat thya ne puchyu – koi akhri icha?

Sharabi – Prabhu avta janam ma dat bhale 1 j apje pn liver 32 apje.

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Rajnikanth and Naresh kanodia

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Rajni – mari pase nam 6,paisa 6, takat 6,tari pase su 6?

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Naresh kanodia – Bapu, apdi pase to 1000 vigha ma dungli na khetar 6.

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Munnabhai n College…

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?

Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na

C – Come

O – On

L – Lets

L – Love

E – Every

G – Girl

E – Everyday

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Teacher ane student…

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Teacher – kaho joi semester system no su faydo 6?

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Student – Faydo hoy k na hoy vars ma 2 var bejjati jarur thai jay 6.

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Pati patni ne Lotri…

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Pati – Jo mane lotri lage to tu su kre?

Patni – Hu addhu inam lai ne hamesh mate jati rau.

Pati – bau saras, mane 50 rs ni lotri lagi 6, le tara 25 rs ane chalti tha.

Kaka….

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Kaka valand pase gya.

valand – kaka val ketla tuka rakhu?

kaka – tari kaki na hath ma na ave etla kri nakh.

Rajnikant Vs Naresh kanodia

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Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,

knolege hai,

dimag hai

paisa hai,

tumhare pas kya hai ?

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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.

Ravan ane bidi..

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Ravan – bidi 6?

Hanuman – nti.

Ram – khotu su krva bole 6 ?

H – Prabhu tme na bolso, ena 10 matha 6, akhu bandle pi jase.

Santa ni bakari…

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Santa bakri charavto to.

Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6 ?

S – School lai jav 6u.

B – Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.? aje to Sunday 6.

Santa Banta TV…

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Santa – aj tv ma 30 ft no sap batavana 6.

Banta – pn hu nai joi sku.

Santa – km?

Banta – maru tv 21 inch nu 6.

Bapu sak market ma…

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Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?

Sakvalo – 20 na 500

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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.

Reverse Police

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Teacher- Jo Tame 001 Dial Karo To Shu Thay?

Pin2- police Jip reverse gear ma Aave Biju Shu… ?

 

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Bapu ni modern wife…

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Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,

“See u in the evening”

Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,

dhamki kone de 6 ?

Mother tongue…

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Gujarati chokro form bharta papa ne

Papa mother tongue ma su lakhu ?

Papa – lakhi nakh ‘Very Long’

Gabbar Vs Thakur…

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Gabbar – Ye mobile muje dede Thakurrrrr….

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Thakur – Hal hve hath pag ni masti kare tya sudhi barabr baki mobile ni masti na hoy.

Papa ane Result…

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Papa – taru result su avyu ?

Son – principal no chokro fail thyo.

Papa – taru ?

Son – pela major no chokro pn fail thyo.

Papa – pn taru su thyu ?

Son – pela Dr no chokro pn

Papa – gadheda hu taru puchu chu.

Son – to tme kya mota prime ministor cho to tamaro chokro pass thai jay.

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