Gujarati Surprise SMS

Jopdi ane Khopdi…

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tme:amir maans,

ame:bike wala,

tme:car wala,

ame:matla wala,

tme:freez wala,

ame:’JHOPDI’ vgr na, ne,

tme:”KHOPDI” Vgr na.

Pati ne Patni…

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Pati ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.

Patni: km ruvo 6o ?

Pati : aa book no ant khub karun 6e.

Patni: kai book?

Pati: Passbook.

 

Submitted by…

Shah Naman

Ketlu saru…

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Ketlu Saru Hasi Lo 6o,

Ketli Saralta Thi Potana Banavi Lo 6o,

Atlo Sneh Kevi Rite Jatavi Lo 6o,

Koi A Sikhvadyu 6 K Pa6i Mari Nakal Utaro 6o ??

 

Submitted by…

Black Blub

Mari ek vat…

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Mari ek vat yad rakhjo,

Jivan ma kai male na male,

2 vastu hamesha hak ti mangi j levi joie,

 

1- samosa jode extra chatni

2- pani puri khadha pachi kori puri

Madam bhanave…

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Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,

 

madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.

 

Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.

 

Submitted by….

Vimal Topiwala

100 gram…

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8888888

8888888

8888888

8888888

su juo cho ??

100 gm magfadi 6,

foli ne pachi moklo,

navra j cho ne….

3 inda…

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3 inda (eggs) niche pdya,

Pn ema thi 2 j futya,

km ?

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Thay kyarek evu,

Tame tension na lo,

Msg fwd kro..

Chikan masala..

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Chikan masala banava mate apne joise

chikan – 1 kilo,

tameta – 5,

masalo – packet,

mithu – svad anusar,

dungli – hesiat anusar…

Glass undho…

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Glass Undho karo to pani bahar Aavse,
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Hu Atyare FREE Chhu….
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MSG to Aava j Aavse…!!

Submitted by..
soonil vasava

Aje ame…

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Aje ame diva pr hath rakhi ne kasam khai chi,
Roj bhanisu,
Roj class bharisu,
Teacher ne galo nai daie,
Notes banavisu,
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Satyanash..!
Divo bujai gyo..!

Chokri chokro…

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Chokri : chokro kvo 6?

Bhai : nature saro che.
bba kryu che.film na hero jevo dekhay 6.

C : wow kai film?

B : Pipli Live.

Gami te…

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Gami te mali nahi,

Mali te faavi nahi,

Favi teni sathe maja aavi nahi,

Ane maja aavi te kayam mate rahi nahi,

TENU NAM NAUKRI.

Prem to…

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Prem to amare pan karvo hato,

Pn vat khas thai nai,

Tajmahal to amare pan bhanavo hato,

Pn afsoss ke loan pas thai nai..!

Maf krjo..

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H
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khchi…

maf krjo vatavarn khrab che.

tame pn dhyan rakhjo.

Petrol na bhav..

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Petrol na bhav vadhva pr bapu bolya:


Apan ne kai farak na pade,
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Pela y hu 100 nu puravto aje y hu 100 nu puravu 6u.

Hindi picture..

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Hindi picture ma Hero aag majay toye tene kem kai thatu nathi..?

Karan “Hero ushma ane vidhyut no Avahak hoy 6.”

Yaad avyu Gokhelu….?


Submitted by…

Deepak Prajapati “DIl Se”

Na pucho..

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Na pu60 mane mari premika su bhane 6,

Are na pu60 mane mari premika su bhane 6,

Ganit me sikhdavyu ne ,

Dakhla bija jode gane 6..!


Submitted by..

bhavesh parmar

Teacher Student..

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Teacher: Speak Bahuvachan of “FOX”

Student: “Winter”

Teacher: doba fox etle “Shiyad”.

Student: dobi, Winter etle Shiyado.!!


Submitted by..

Ritesh Rana

Kai line..

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Kai line vadhu vapray 6 jyare apne Friends sate hoie..

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Oye, Kai na bolta ghare ti phone che..!

Ghor kaliyug..

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Ghor kaliyug…

bus stop pr chokro 1 chokri ne chedto to.

chokri : ghare ma ben nati k su ??

chokro : na

chokri : to chal na yaha time pass kyu karta hai…!!

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