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Jivan ma kyarek evi situation avi jati hoi 6

Jyare tame tamari jat par control nthi kri skta.

E samaye…

Prerna mate..

Tame Fakt Sunny leone na Photographer ne yad kro.

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Rajnikanth ane Sunny Leone…

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Rajnikant e ek nani chokri ne bhul thi nonveg sms mokli didho

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Aje e chokri sunny leony na name thi famous thai gai che.

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Kevi maja padse…

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Jyare devanand,darasih,rajesh khana gujri gya tyare,

tv pr eni film ni video clipo batadta ta,

vicharo k . .

Sunny leone mari jai e divse kevi maja padse?

jamva mate..

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Jamva mate LOJ karo,

Nahava mate Hoj karo,

Patni hoy to ROJ karo,

Girlfrnd na hoy to KHOJ karo,

Nahitar MUTHIYA mari MOJ karo.


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shoeb

Santa ane Madam..

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Santa : Mam aa bra n panty tamara pr sari lagse,

Mam : tane kvi rite khabr ?

Santa : mai interiour design no diploma karyo 6.

Teacher..

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Teacher : Kans kon hato ?

Student : gadhedo.

T : e kvi rite ?

S : jyare ene khabr hati k devki ane vasudev no aathmo chokro ene mari nakhvano 6 to e bane ne jail ma sate km rakhya ?

Santa..

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Santa:mri hare mathakut na kar.mai share da puttar hu.

Banta:saru yar.e to k aunty jungle gai ti k share ghare ayo to?

Sohib – Saniya

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sohib = sachu k atyar sudi ketla loko sate suti 6o?


saniya = kasam ti fakt tamri sate.baki hindustani etla josila 6 k akhi rat suva nai deta.

Teacher…

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Teacher : jyare hu bhanavu tyare tu matha ma tel km nakhi le 6?


boy : ek rate mara mom papa ne kta ta andar na ghustu hoy to tel lagavi lo

Chokri..

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Chokri : mumy baju valo chokro bau kharab che mane pupy kari ne bhagi jay che.

Mom : bau j tofani che.ek dam ena bapa par gyo che.

Papa..

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Papa : lage che chokri na lagan jaldi kari deva padse.

Ma : ha rasoda mati roj gajar mula gayb thai jay che.

Dada: 2 divas ti mari lakdi pn gayab che.

Manchhan veche..

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Manchhan veche machhali ne Ghachan veche tel,

wah wah!

Manchhan veche machhali ne Ghachan veche tel,

wah wah!

Rabaran na bhosada ma dhime dhime mel…


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sanket patel

Gami te..

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Gami te mali nahi,

mali te faavi nahi,

Favi teni sathe maja aavi nahi,

Ane maja aavi te kayam mate rahi nahi,

TENU NAM J NAUKRI[JOB]

Sparsh na pushpo..

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Sparsh na pushpo khile che swas ma,

Dhadkano guji rahi vishwas ma,

Jivan safar kya hase ane kevo hase?

Sala keva vicharo ave che savare san**s ma….

Santa..

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Santa : kam vali shanti ne bolav

Wife : kem?

Santa : doctr e kidhu che rate dava lai ne santi sate sui javanu..

1970 ni mummy…

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1970 ni mummy ena chokra ne

Apana dharm ni chokri sate lagan karje,

1980 apna gyati ni,

1990 apna level ni,

2000 apna desh ni,

2010 haram khor lagan chokri sate j karje..

Ek Chokri..

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Ek Chokri ni bra par lakhyu hatu..

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to eni panty par su lakhyu hase ?

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vicharo….

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‘Bajate Raho’

1st April

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1st April na 1 Chokro eni mummy ne,

Mummy Mummy kitchen ma nokar nokrani ne kiss kari rahyo che,

Mummy : Hamna eni san thekane lavu chu.

Boy : HA HA HA…April Fool…

E to papa che…

Nahak aa badhi velio…

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nahak aa badhi velio asmane che pugi,

nahak aa badhi velio asmane che pugi,!,

jeno nasho amne chde e draksh kya che ugi.? !!!!!

sadhu..

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Sadhu seri mati jata ta,

Upar ti bra padi,

Sadhu bolyo : “Aa salu keri koi khay ne chotla amari par nakhe che”

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