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Bapu ni Udhari

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Amthalal e takhubha ne puchyu,

Bapu mari pase thi tame je 10,000 rupiya udhar lidha hata,

E kyare pacha apso?

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Takhubha – Navrina, mane su puche 6? hu kai jyotishi 6u?

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Bapu ni style…

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1 bapu bulet par jata ta,

Rasta ma chokri samu jota jota slip mari gaya,

Girl:vagyu to nathi ne?

Bapu: are na na gandi, aato aapdi utarvani style 6.

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Bapu bank ma…

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1 var bapu bank ma paisa jama karava gya,

Officer – note fateli 6 biji apo,

Bapu – hu mara a.c. ma jama kravu chu fateli hoy k nvi tare su?

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Jivlo…

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Bapu – Jivla pados ma koi lambi bai re che?

Jivlo – ketie y 6.

Bapu – ena kapda leto av

Jivlo – km bapu?

Bapu – Dr e mane thandi ma lambi bai na kapda pervanu kidhu 6.

Bapu sak market ma…

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Bapu – aa tameta kem apya?

Sakvalo – 20 na 500

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Bapu – to halo ganva mando.

Bapu Vs Doctor

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Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,

Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,

Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..

Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !

 

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Bapu Vs Police

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police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????

thodu vicharya pa6i

 

 

 

To halo garba chalu karo

 

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NIKHIL

Bapu mobile shop ma…

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Bapu : Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,

Mobil shope walo : Memory card 6?

Bapu : Na memory card nathi,

Ration card chalshe..?


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Bapu ane Daru…

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Daru na lidhe barbad thayel Bapu e kasam khadi,

Ne ghar mati daru ni khali botalu fekva lagya,

Peli feki bolya – tara lidhe mari nokri gai,

Biji feki – tara lidhe maru ghar gayu,

Triji feki – tara lidhe mari bairu gyu,

Choti bhareli nikli,

Kahe tu side ma avi ja ama taro koi vank nati.

Daru na lidhe…

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Daru na lidhe barbad thayel Bapu e kasam khadi ne
ghar mati daru ni khali botalu fekva lagya,
Peli feki bolya – tara lidhe mari nokri gai,
Biji feki – tara lidhe maru ghar gayu,
Triji feki – tara lidhe mari bairu gyu,
Choti bhareli nikli kahe tu side ma avi ja ama taro koi vank nai.

Bapu na mathe…

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Bapu na mathe thi loi nikaltu hatu,

Jivlo – bapu aa hu thyu?

Bapu – ola dhanji e dandio maryo.

Jivlo – to tamara hath ma kai notu bapu ?

Bapu – hatu ne enu bairu.!

Bapu nu khetar..

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Bapu e khetar khedyu,

Vaniyo : bapu su vavso ?

Bapu : khetar maru,hal maru,khedvanu mare, to tu kon puchva valo?

Vaniyo : saru na ko uge tyare joi laisu.

Bapu : to have vave e bija..!!

Bapu ni patni..

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Ek Manas e Bapu ne kahyu, ” Mari Patni Devi Che”

Bapu: “Devi to Mare pan che pan koi leva valu nathi”

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