Posts tagged Gujarati Funny SMS
Daag acche hai
01 month ago
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Ek Chokri e ek cute chokra na gal par kiss karyu,
Chokri – Oh Sorry, Baby..! gal par lipstik lagi gai.
Chokro – Its ok, Baby..! Kuch accha karne se agar dag lagte hai
to dag ache hai..!
Tere din gaye pagli
11 month ago
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Santa Class Me Hass Raha Tha
Ek Ldki Boli:stand up..Kon Ho Tum
Santa:Tum Kon Ho?
Ldki:Me MONITOR Hu
Santa:Hahahaha.Tere din gye pagli.
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ab LCD ka zamana hai.
Dukhi Sardar
01 month ago
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Ek sardar dukhi hato.
Koi e puchyu kem dukhi 6?
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Sardar – ek mitra ne plastic surgery mate 2 lakh apya ta,
Hve sala ne olkhi nthi skto.
Magan ni zerox in dukan…
02 months ago
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Magan a zerox ni dukan kholi.
potane bija karta hosiyar sabit karva bahar boar maryu
DAREK BHASHA MA ZEROX KARI APVAMA AAVSE.
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nakim
Bapu ni style…
02 months ago
1 bapu bulet par jata ta,
Rasta ma chokri samu jota jota slip mari gaya,
Girl:vagyu to nathi ne?
Bapu: are na na gandi, aato aapdi utarvani style 6.
Facebook Photo…!
16 months ago
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Gulab no goto,
Janjar no joto,
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Jo tame mane prem krta ho to,
Muko facebook par tamaro photo.
Chokra o etle??
06 months ago
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Chokra o etle??
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Chorka o etle
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mari ne narak ma pn male to tya pn puche.
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Yamraj ni chokri joi ??
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Patakho che yar..
Rajni ni Funk…!
06 months ago
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Barish hui,
bhig gaye ham…!
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Barish hui,
bhig gaye ham…!
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Rajni ne fuk mari,
sukh gaye ham…!
Robot Movie…
08 months ago
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Teacher – Rajnikant ni film “The Robot” thi tame su sikhya ?
Student – Chhokri matra MANAS nu j nahi MACHINE nu pan magaj kharab kari nakhe 6.
Submitted By,
sajid
Office kon jase ?
18 months ago
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Subha se lekar shaam tak,
Shaam se lekar raat tak,
Raat se lekar subha tak,
Subha se fir shaam tak,
Mujhe pyar karo………
To pa6i office taro baapo jase???
Submitted By,
chintan
Darek Student Pachal…
08 months ago
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Dar ek Fail Student pa6al ek Girl friend hoy 6e,
To pa6i TOPPERS nu shu?
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A beautiful classmate jene patavana chakkar ma sala o badha j classes attend kare.
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Vishwa
Jopdi ane Khopdi…
19 months ago
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tme:amir maans,
ame:bike wala,
tme:car wala,
ame:matla wala,
tme:freez wala,
ame:’JHOPDI’ vgr na, ne,
tme:”KHOPDI” Vgr na.
Tari 6tri..
011 months ago
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Girl: vadal ma tari yaad aave 6,
varsad na aavathi tari yaad aave 6,
varsad ni bundo ma tari yaad aave 6…
Boy: Bas bas, khabar 6 tari 6tri mari pase che, moklavi daish bapa….
50th Wedding Anniversary…
011 months ago
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Bapu: Hu aapni 25th Aniiversary ma tamne Aandaman Nikobar lai jaish..
Wife: wow! ane 50th Anniversary ma??
Bapu: tane pachhi lai java aavish…
Microsoft products..
011 months ago
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Teacher- Microsoft products na nam bolo..
Santa – “MS Word, MS Excel, MS Power point”.. thodi var vichari ne pachi…
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MS Dhoni…
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Ekta.
Rajnikant & Naresh kanodio…
011 months ago
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Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai ?
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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6…
Ravan ne pet ma dukhavo upadyo..
011 months ago
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Ravan ne pet ma apacho thai gayo.
doctor pase gayo pn darvaja mathi andar ghusatu natu 10matha nadta hata
receptionist-5 matha bahar muki dyo thodi var mate
ravan 5 matha bahar mukine andar gayo doc ne kahyu,pet ma maja nathi reti
doc-thay j ne! Incoming 10 6e and outgoing 1 k j 6e to.ato rehvanu!
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Ankita.
Petrol ni ramayan
011 months ago
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Petrol pump par
Petrol Pump Attendant : Ketla nu puru?
Me : 10 rs nu nakhi de. aag lagavi che
Bapu bank ma…
012 months ago
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1 var bapu bank ma paisa jama karava gya,
Officer – note fateli 6 biji apo,
Bapu – hu mara a.c. ma jama kravu chu fateli hoy k nvi tare su?
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