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Bapu ni Udhari

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Amthalal e takhubha ne puchyu,

Bapu mari pase thi tame je 10,000 rupiya udhar lidha hata,

E kyare pacha apso?

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Takhubha – Navrina, mane su puche 6? hu kai jyotishi 6u?

 

Bap ni krupa

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‘Ma ki Dua’ lakhyu hoi eva vahno mote bhage

rikshow, truck, taxi and chakda j hoi 6.

 

Karan k…

 

BMW, AUDI ane Marcidise to ‘Bap ni krupa’ thi aveli hoi 6.

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Daag acche hai

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Ek Chokri e ek cute chokra na gal par kiss karyu,

Chokri – Oh Sorry, Baby..! gal par lipstik lagi gai.

Chokro – Its ok, Baby..! Kuch accha karne se agar dag lagte hai

to dag ache hai..!

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Dukhi Sardar

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Ek sardar dukhi hato.

Koi e puchyu kem dukhi 6?

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Sardar – ek mitra ne plastic surgery mate 2 lakh apya ta,

Hve sala ne olkhi nthi skto.

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Bapu ni style…

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1 bapu bulet par jata ta,

Rasta ma chokri samu jota jota slip mari gaya,

Girl:vagyu to nathi ne?

Bapu: are na na gandi, aato aapdi utarvani style 6.

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Facebook Photo…!

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Gulab no goto,
Janjar no joto,
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Jo tame mane prem krta ho to,
Muko facebook par tamaro photo.

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Chokra o etle??

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Chokra o etle??
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Chorka o etle
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mari ne narak ma pn male to tya pn puche.
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Yamraj ni chokri joi ??
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Patakho che yar..

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Rajni ni Funk…!

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Barish hui,

bhig gaye ham…!
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Barish hui,
bhig gaye ham…!
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Rajni ne fuk mari,
sukh gaye ham…!

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Robot Movie…

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Teacher – Rajnikant ni film “The Robot” thi tame su sikhya ?
Student – Chhokri matra MANAS nu j nahi MACHINE nu pan magaj kharab kari nakhe 6.

 

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Office kon jase ?

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Subha se lekar shaam tak,

Shaam se lekar raat tak,
Raat se lekar subha tak,
Subha se fir shaam tak,
Mujhe pyar karo………
To pa6i office taro baapo jase???

 

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Darek Student Pachal…

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Dar ek Fail Student pa6al ek Girl friend hoy 6e,

To pa6i TOPPERS nu shu?
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A beautiful classmate jene patavana chakkar ma sala o badha j classes attend kare.

 

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Lagna nu nariyal

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“Var-Raaja” na Hathma ‘Shrifal’ kem aapvama aave chhe ?

Ans- ene satat yaad rahe ke aani jem mara pan chhotara nikalvana chhe..!!

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Tari 6tri..

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Girl: vadal ma tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad na aavathi tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad ni bundo ma tari yaad aave 6…

Boy: Bas bas, khabar 6 tari 6tri mari pase che, moklavi daish bapa….

 

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50th Wedding Anniversary…

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Bapu: Hu aapni 25th Aniiversary ma tamne Aandaman Nikobar lai jaish..

Wife: wow! ane 50th Anniversary ma??

Bapu: tane pachhi lai java aavish…

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Microsoft products..

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Teacher- Microsoft products na nam bolo..

Santa – “MS Word, MS Excel, MS Power point”.. thodi var vichari ne pachi…

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MS Dhoni…

 

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Rajnikant & Naresh kanodio…

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Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,

knolege hai,

dimag hai

paisa hai,

tumhare pas kya hai ?

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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6…

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Ravan ne pet ma dukhavo upadyo..

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Ravan ne pet ma apacho thai gayo.

doctor pase gayo pn darvaja mathi andar ghusatu natu 10matha nadta hata

receptionist-5 matha bahar muki dyo thodi var mate
ravan 5 matha bahar mukine andar gayo doc ne kahyu,pet ma maja nathi reti
doc-thay j ne! Incoming 10 6e and outgoing 1 k j 6e to.ato rehvanu!

 

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Petrol ni ramayan

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Petrol pump par


Petrol Pump Attendant : Ketla nu puru?


Me : 10 rs nu nakhi de. aag lagavi che

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Bapu bank ma…

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1 var bapu bank ma paisa jama karava gya,

Officer – note fateli 6 biji apo,

Bapu – hu mara a.c. ma jama kravu chu fateli hoy k nvi tare su?

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Fulo ma

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Fulo ma ketla rang hoy 6,
Hava ma ketla tarang hoy 6,
Tamne joya tyare samjayu,
Duniya ma keva keva nang hoy 6.

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