Posts tagged Gujarati Surprise SMS

Jopdi ane Khopdi…

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tme:amir maans,

ame:bike wala,

tme:car wala,

ame:matla wala,

tme:freez wala,

ame:’JHOPDI’ vgr na, ne,

tme:”KHOPDI” Vgr na.

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Kabutar bethu…

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Kabutar bethu dal par,

Aasu padyu rumal par,

Hu fida tari chal par,

Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

Pati ne Patni…

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Pati ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.

Patni: km ruvo 6o ?

Pati : aa book no ant khub karun 6e.

Patni: kai book?

Pati: Passbook.

 

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Shah Naman

Ketlu saru…

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Ketlu Saru Hasi Lo 6o,

Ketli Saralta Thi Potana Banavi Lo 6o,

Atlo Sneh Kevi Rite Jatavi Lo 6o,

Koi A Sikhvadyu 6 K Pa6i Mari Nakal Utaro 6o ??

 

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Black Blub

Mari ek vat…

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Mari ek vat yad rakhjo,

Jivan ma kai male na male,

2 vastu hamesha hak ti mangi j levi joie,

 

1- samosa jode extra chatni

2- pani puri khadha pachi kori puri

Gabbar Vs Thakur…

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Gabbar – Ye mobile muje dede Thakurrrrr….

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Thakur – Hal hve hath pag ni masti kare tya sudhi barabr baki mobile ni masti na hoy.

Madam bhanave…

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Madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh,

 

madam bhanave 6 ane ave 6 ungh.

 

Acp: daya hu navu deo spray lay to, e mari bagal ungh.

 

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Vimal Topiwala

100 gram…

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su juo cho ??

100 gm magfadi 6,

foli ne pachi moklo,

navra j cho ne….

3 inda…

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3 inda (eggs) niche pdya,

Pn ema thi 2 j futya,

km ?

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Thay kyarek evu,

Tame tension na lo,

Msg fwd kro..

Chikan masala..

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Chikan masala banava mate apne joise

chikan – 1 kilo,

tameta – 5,

masalo – packet,

mithu – svad anusar,

dungli – hesiat anusar…

Glass undho…

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Glass Undho karo to pani bahar Aavse,
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Hu Atyare FREE Chhu….
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MSG to Aava j Aavse…!!

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soonil vasava

Dariya Kinare

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Dariya Kinare Beto 6u,

Pawan Nahi To Pawan Ni Leher To Aavse,

Hu Ena Prem Ma Padyo 6u,

E Nahi To Eni Frnd To Avse.


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Su tamne…

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Su tamne kyarey shardi thai che ?

Nathi thai.

Kyarey nahi thai ?

Sorry ho.

Bhul thai gai.

Shardi to nak hoy to thai ne.


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Mayur vekariya

Prem su che ?

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Prem su 6 ???

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Kya ti khabr hoy ??

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Apne khali line marta avde.

Jivan ma pragati…

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Jivan ma pragati krva mate hamesa,

Mahan vykti na pgle chalvu joie.

Tamare pragati krvi hoy to,

Hu savare – sanje chalva niklu 6u,

Jarur LABH leso.

Chokro chokri…

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Chokro chokri ne jova gyo,

Thodi vat chit pachi pela e puchyu,

Tamne English fave?

Chokri sarmai ne ha soda sathe hoy to fave.

Aje ame…

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Aje ame diva pr hath rakhi ne kasam khai chi,
Roj bhanisu,
Roj class bharisu,
Teacher ne galo nai daie,
Notes banavisu,
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Satyanash..!
Divo bujai gyo..!

2 lover…

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2 lover park ma beta pizza khata ta,

Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,

Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?

Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6.

Chokri chokro…

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Chokri : chokro kvo 6?

Bhai : nature saro che.
bba kryu che.film na hero jevo dekhay 6.

C : wow kai film?

B : Pipli Live.

He Bhagvan…

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He Bhagvan !

Je Loko Mane SMS Nathi Karta,

Ena Mobile Ni Switcho Bagdi Jay,

Free SMS Pura Thai jay,

Miss Call Updi Jay,

Hath Mathi Mobile Pani Ma Padi Jay,

Chalu Gadi Ma Phone Par Vaat Karta Police Pakdi Jay,

Ratre Eni Premika Tene Sapna Ma Aavi Ne Rakhdi Bandhi Jay.


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Ashish Lalakiya
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