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Pyar ka fark

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Aj ladko ko pyar chahiye,

Ladki o ko bhi pyar chahiye,

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Pyar sab ko chahiye..

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Fark itna hai ki ladki o ko Yashraj Films vala chahiye,

Aur ladko ko,

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Maheshbhatt vala..!

 

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Sardar aur Sardarni…

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Sardarni:Lo light chali gayi?

Sardar:Light hi to gyi hai fan to chalu kar?

Sardarni:phir vahi sardaron vali bat,

Agar fan chalu kiya to mombti buj nhi jyegi?

Kaun kaheta hai..

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Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata,

Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata,

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Wahi to nazar aata hai jab kuch samj nai aata.

Dabbe me dabba…

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Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh,

Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh,

Ramesh ne aankh mari pushpa behosh…

Baba ramdev…

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Baba ramdev kahete hai achi sehat kliy saas pe control karo.

Ab baba ko kon samjaye yaha biwi pe control hota nahi

To saas pr kaise control kare?

Uski nazar mari taraf thi…

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Uski nazar mari taraf thi,

Meri uski taraf thi..

Wo muj se kuchh kahena chahti thi..

Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..

Do no  uljan me baithe the..

Aur………….

Exam khatam………………

Jaani..

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Jani

 

Fire ko aag kahete hai..

 

Kobra ko naag kahete hai..

 

Garden ko bag kahete hai..

 

Aur aap me jo nahi hai ….

 

 

 

Usko dimag kahete hai….

Khun se likh diya har diwar par us ka naam..

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Khun se likh diya har diwar par us ka naam,

Aur phir tod di har diwar jis par likha tha us ka naam,

Kyu ki…

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Spelling mistake ho gai thi…..

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