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Bapu ni Udhari

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Amthalal e takhubha ne puchyu,

Bapu mari pase thi tame je 10,000 rupiya udhar lidha hata,

E kyare pacha apso?

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Takhubha – Navrina, mane su puche 6? hu kai jyotishi 6u?

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Sardar aur Sardarni…

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Sardarni:Lo light chali gayi?

Sardar:Light hi to gyi hai fan to chalu kar?

Sardarni:phir vahi sardaron vali bat,

Agar fan chalu kiya to mombti buj nhi jyegi?

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Tari 6tri..

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Girl: vadal ma tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad na aavathi tari yaad aave 6,

      varsad ni bundo ma tari yaad aave 6…

Boy: Bas bas, khabar 6 tari 6tri mari pase che, moklavi daish bapa….

 

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50th Wedding Anniversary…

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Bapu: Hu aapni 25th Aniiversary ma tamne Aandaman Nikobar lai jaish..

Wife: wow! ane 50th Anniversary ma??

Bapu: tane pachhi lai java aavish…

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Microsoft products..

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Teacher- Microsoft products na nam bolo..

Santa – “MS Word, MS Excel, MS Power point”.. thodi var vichari ne pachi…

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MS Dhoni…

 

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Ekta.

Bapu Vs Doctor

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Dr- Tamari mandgi nu chokkas karan nathi madtu,

Kadach ‘ Piva’ thi avu hoy,

Bapu: Vandho nai..Mare utaval nathi..

Tamne ‘Utari’ Jay etle fari avis !

 

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Bapu Vs Police

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police – ame tamne chare baju thi gheri lidha 6?????
bapu – hee ?????????

thodu vicharya pa6i

 

 

 

To halo garba chalu karo

 

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Dariya Kinare

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Dariya Kinare Beto 6u,

Pawan Nahi To Pawan Ni Leher To Aavse,

Hu Ena Prem Ma Padyo 6u,

E Nahi To Eni Frnd To Avse.


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Kaun kaheta hai..

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Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata,

Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata,

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Wahi to nazar aata hai jab kuch samj nai aata.

Chokro chokri…

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Chokro chokri ne jova gyo,

Thodi vat chit pachi pela e puchyu,

Tamne English fave?

Chokri sarmai ne ha soda sathe hoy to fave.

Boy – Girl…

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B: lipstik sri 6.
G: thanx.
B: nice dress.
G: thnx.
B: nice jewellary.
G: thnx bhaiya.
B: to pn tu sari nati lagti.

2 lover…

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2 lover park ma beta pizza khata ta,

Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,

Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?

Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6.

Chand kya che ?

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gf – chand kya 6?

bf – 2 6. 1 upr ane 1 tu.

marriage pachi,

ptni – chand kya 6?

pati – badi 60? tya upr su taro bapo tourch lai ne ubho 6 ?

Sundar chokri…

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Sundar chokri na prem ma ame dubi gaya,

Wah wah,

Sundar chokri na prem ma ame dubi gaya,

Wah wah,

Result avyu pachi khbr pdi k ame to 2 ma udi gya.

Bandheli muthi…

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Bandheli muti mati ret kharti jay 6,

Wah wah,

Bandheli muti mati ret kharti jay 6,

Wah wah,

Abhijit : yar daya, divse divse aa ACP ni MATHAKUT vadhti jay 6.

Dabbe me dabba…

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Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh,

Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargosh,

Ramesh ne aankh mari pushpa behosh…

Ek hathi ne ek chiti ko raste me chheda..

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Ek hathi ne ek chiti ko raste me chheda..

Chiti hathi ki bibi ko complain karne gai,

Chiti: Bhai sab ko samja dena,

Varna…. Mard to hamare ghar me bhi hai…

Uski nazar mari taraf thi…

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Uski nazar mari taraf thi,

Meri uski taraf thi..

Wo muj se kuchh kahena chahti thi..

Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..

Do no  uljan me baithe the..

Aur………….

Exam khatam………………

Every second…

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Every second God remembers u,

Every minute God bless u,

Every hour God cares for u,

Beause every day I pray to God that

“Magaj Vinanu Parcel che Sachavje Prabhu”

Ek bhai ni patni khovai gai…

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Ek bhai ni patni khovai gai ,

Tethi te bhagvan ram ne prathna karto hato,,

Bhagvane darshan api ne kidhu,

Baju ma hanuman ji nu mandir che tya ja,

Mari patni khovai gait yare hanuman ji e j tene sodhi api hati..

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